Just had to share this joke with you all ...MAMA AND HER BIBLE
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were truly impressed.
After the holidays their mother sent out her thank you notes.
She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home. I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
Still laughing....
love and light
naturewitch
Sooo funny........after a difficult morning, you have made me smile....tku.
ReplyDeleteI am new here, just followed your comment somewhere. I was laughing for a long time....because i pity the parrot!
ReplyDeleteI want to share this post in FB, i just dont know how! thanks.
Hi Cheryl
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear you had a tough morning, so glad the joke made you smile. xx
Hey Andrea
ReplyDeleteWelcome!
I think you could just highlight the text and copy and paste .. not sure because I don't tend to facebook. Good luck! xx
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